In the eternal battle of Ninja’s vs Pirates…I’m gonna
have to go with Ninjas (don’t ask where it started, I have no clue blame Naruto
and One Piece). And since I have no idea
how the second Michael Bay produced Ninja Turtles movie is going to be (or if
im even going to see it) figured id throw out a list of Ninjas who can vanish
quickly without trace and spill more blood in a day than anyone can in a whole
year.
#5-Kakashi
(Naruto)
While I’m not a huge Naruto fan, I did read a lot of it
when it first came out. Kakashi stole
the show for me more than Naruto, Sasuke or (especially) Sakura ever did. He was the right mix of wise but with a
youthful appearance, a good change from old.
His Sharingan Eye was also a fun trick to pull out when times got rough
and it was a sign that all kinds of ass was about to be kicked. Oh and he has a technique that literally
shoves a painful attack up someones butt…even I have to admit that’s actually
pretty funny.
#4-Soi Fon
(Bleach)
I’ll admit, it took me a while to warm up to Soi
Fon. Her attitude never sat well with
me, no matter how cute she was. It was
through a good friend that I took more of an interest in her at later
times. And wow was I right to give her
another chance. Soi Fon kicks ass, pure
and simple and she can rock a cute ninja outfit much like her mentor. Plus her Zanpakuto can tattoo you in bullseye
butterfly tattoos that will kill you if the same spot is struck twice. Oh and if she doesn’t want to play it
quiet? Well, Soi Fon’s bankai is a
rocket launcher. Boom Baby.
#3-Yoruichi
(Bleach)
Speaking of mentors, while it took me a while to warm up
to Soi Fon, I have always enjoyed Yoruichi, the dark skinned goddess of
Ninjitsu. From her teasing to her flash
step movements, Yoruichi can move like a ninja and strike like a hurricane. Plus I love how laid back she is. Mentoring Soi Fon, she always had a fun side
to her. Best yet, she willing to explain
situations even when naked. Ichigo may
be uncomfortable but most guys wouldn’t be.
And if you said anything was wrong with Yoruichi’s good looks…she’d
probably kill ya, so hush.
#2-Kagero (Ninja
Scroll)
Whenever I hear the word “ninja” I immediately think of
Ninja Scroll. What’s funny is that lead
character Jubei isn’t even a ninja…he’s a Ronin, a masterless Samurai. The REAL Ninja in action is Kagero. As capable with a blade as she is in seducing
with that criminally short skirt (no complaints at all there), Kagero saved
Jubei’s life just as…well almost as much as he saved her own. Plus she could kill you with a kiss as well
as a sword…there are worse ways to go out I guess.
#1-Aoshi (Rurouni
Kenshin)
Most don’t realize that Aoshi is a ninja as it sort of
rarely comes up. But he is. He’s the head of the Kyoto based Oniwanbashu
and the ultimate duel wielding bad ass stalker of the night. With his dual Kodachi, Aoshi was even able to
give the likes of Kenshin and Shishio a run for their money at times. And while Aoshi may have lost his way a
little bit, his road to redemption, and becoming one of Kenshin’s greatest
allies, makes him all the more endearing to me.
Aoshi could have just been another big bad that could have been written
off. But thankfully, he and his Kodachi
Nito Ryu will always be there to be the Batman of Kyoto. And yeah I know the pic above is from the manga but it is easily Aoshi's best pose ever.
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