Friday, March 11, 2016

FIF#3-Glitter Force


Emily’s a girl full of imagination and a lover of fairy tales.  Never once did she imagine she’d actually end up in one…sort of.  When a tiny creature named Candy falls from the sky in a magical book, Emily discovers she has been chosen, along with four other young girls, to save their world and another from a dark force.  But first, Emily and Candy will have to unite these other guardians to form The Glitter Force.  With all this boundless energy between them, how can they possibly fail?
This title’s been floating on Netflix for a while now.  I’ve heard nothing but bad things so I had to give it a shot.  Netflix has seen a couple of successes with original Anime like Knights of Sidonia and The Seven Deadly Sins.  So a magical girl Anime has to have some value, right…right?

WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!!!????

It's been a long time since an Anime ticked me off this much.  In the wide world of Magical Girl Anime, there are two high bars that have already been set (maybe three).  There’s Sailor Moon, which is still one of the Queens of the Genre and Anime in general.  And there’s Madoka Magica, which took the Magical Girl concept and turned it on it’s head, making one helluva amazingly tragic but wonderfully told story.  After such progress, how can anyone allow Glitter Force to happen?  It’s way too bubbly and cheesy, doesn’t take itself the least bit seriously and is to the point where it’s just downright annoying.  The dub isn’t doing it any favor either.  Honestly, I think I was done when Emily dropped, “This is freaky deaky,” in the middle of her introduction to the class. 

Now I’ve looked it up.  This is an Anime that exists in Japan, called Smile Pretty Cure, and is apparently very popular.  If there was an original Japanese dub attached to this “Netflix Exclusive” it might be better.  Right now though, coming from Saban aka the studio that brought Power Rangers into existence, this is a step backwards for Anime in America.  We’ve come a long way from bad dubs like this one.  Not sure if this was done on purpose to further sell it to young girls.  But an average Anime fan trying to give this one a go will just end up feeling angry and disappointed by the end of the first episode.

So no, hell no, I am not continuing with this one.  If someone out there likes it, more power to you.  I like magical girl shows as I’ve stated above.  And chances are, I’d want to watch one of them in marathon mode just to erase this first episode of Glitter Force from my memory.  It’s like those who wrote the English Dub watched Sailor Moon and Card Captor Sakura, merged them together and threw in a bunch of pop culture references and said, “This will work.”  No…just no.  And no I don’t think it’s a matter of me being an older fan…I just think this show is bad…real bad.

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