Friday, October 16, 2026

FIF#267-Hades Project Zeorymer

15 years ago, the Tekkoryu created eight giant robots called Hakkeshu, as instruments for their plans of world domination.  On the verge of victory, a traitor destroyed most of the Hakkeshu and stole an unfinished model: Zeorymer of the Heavens.  Now, the Tekkoryu have repaired their mechanized army and are hellbent on revenge and seeing their dreams of conquest fulfilled.  Only Masato Akitsu and Miku Himuro, stand in their way, destined to pilot the Zeorymer together in the ultimate battle for the fate of planet Earth.
 
Zeorymer seems like one of those edgy, late 80s mecha titles that would fit right at home on a Blockbuster Anime shelf with a “Not for Kids” sticker on the front cover.  Heck, the only reason I even discovered it was because I was wandering a local store and found the complete collection in the Anime section and thought “Well I haven’t bought anything new in a while and together it’s only like $20 so why not?”  It looks like a run of the mill Mecha Anime during arguably the genre’s golden age of the late 80s/early 90s, complete with all that excess and extremeness fans love to see in OVAs like this.  So, is the first episode any good? 
 
Zeorymers intro seems deceptively simple but not without a couple of small “we need to address that one bit” tidbits.  An evil organization with a small squad of giant robots going head to head with a singular enemy that was stolen from them back in the day?  It kind of gives off Ronin Warrior vibes with how the Hakkeshu are presented: several warriors with their own elementally weaponized mecha.  Only meager difference is that they aren’t demons (I guess?  They mention the Underworld a few times but not sure if they mean THAT Underworld), plus their Talpa isnt some demonized Samurai Armored bad ass but a beautiful Empress named Yuratei.  Feels like theres some X or late 80s obsession with the apocalypse and psychics thrown in even if that’s not the case for the latter.  Either way, I love the setup and atmosphere.
 
While the Mecha aren’t anything to write home about, I love the scale and weight to battles.  The Hakkeshu have more in common with Pacific Rim’s Jaegers than a Macross Valkyrie or Gundam.  They may be able to fly and hover fast but movements are slow and heavy and every time they move feels like an earth shattering event.  Given the apocalyptic energy being given off by the overall presentation, it makes sense that the collateral damage is likely as high as possible and civilian casualties be damned.  I don’t know why the Zeorymer and his fellow Mecha aren’t blowing me away with their designs but eh, they get the job done in a spectacular debut battle.
 
Overall, the first episode of Zeorymer feels of its time and generic enough but oddly still has a fascinating charm about it; so much so I might consider doing a full series review considering its only 4 episodes long.  I have a feeling I’ll be saying there’s a lot that can be mined from this premise and it shouldn’t be as short as it is.  But as long as I have fun, it might be worth an afternoon binge.

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