Friday, May 8, 2026

Mortal Kombat II

The time has come at last.  The fate of Earthrealm shall once again be decided in a tournament where death is the only means of victory.  Should Outworld be victorious, Shao Kahn claims dominion over our world.  Standing in his way: a rag tag group of fighters including a washed up action movie star and a beautiful Princess. Together, they must trust in their own abilities and fight like they never have before.  The fighters are gathered.  The stage is set.  The time has come again for MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

2021’s Mortal Kombat reboot might not be as timeless as the first 1995 classic but it does still offer a more authentic MK experience for franchise fans thanks to its R Rating allowing for actual blood, gore and fun fatalities.  After five years and a stupid delay from its original October 2025 release window, Mortal Kombat II arrives to make good on the promises of the first film, mainly an actual Mortal Kombat tournament with more characters, more fatalities, more everything.  Those dreading this might end up being a case of history repeating itself with an overstuffed and poorly executed mess like Mortal Kombat: Annihilation rejoice: this isnt that movie.  Heck this may be the best Mortal Kombat movie ever brought to screen and is so good it makes you wonder if the 2021 movie was even necessary (I mean it’s still a fun watch, don’t get me wrong).
 

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

T5W#560-Top 5 Hottest Mortal Kombat Ladies

The wait is almost over folks.  After being moved back from it’s original October 2025 release (supposedly due to overwhelming positive fan reaction making Warner Bros. think it would do better as a summer movie), Mortal Kombat II arrives on Friday.  And based on the trailers and early reactions, it looks like what we’re getting is as far from Mortal Kombat: Annihilation as we can get.  I know I’m stoked to see it tomorrow to see Johnny Cage join the gang and square off with the forces of Shao Kahh.  I’m even more excited to see some proper reprisentaiton of the bevy of bad ass beauties from the franchise who can rip out spines just as effectively as the cyber ninjas and guys with robot arms.  So yep, todays Top 5 Wednesday is all about the Top 5 Hottest Mortal Kombat Ladies  (Side Note: I know I’ve been doing a lot of Video Game centric Top 5’s lately and I promise I’ll get back to more Anime focused ones really soon…right now VGs have some of the best stuff to talk about though so, ok mini rant over).
 

Monday, May 4, 2026

Lazarus Part 1 Episodes 1-3

2052AD.  Humanity lives a new carefree existence thanks to the miracle drug, Hapna.  But all of that comes crashing to a halt when the creator of Hapna, Dr. Skinner, who has been missing for three years, emerges and announces all who have taken Hapna will begin to die in 30 days.  With billions of lives at stake, a special task force, codenamed Lazarus, is created for the sole purpose of tracking Skinner down and finding a cure for the Hapna drug.  If this band of criminals cant complete their mission in less than 30 days, it’s game over for all mankind.

Shinichiro Watanabe is an amazing Anime director.  The worlds he creates and, maybe more importantly, the music he infuses within them, have created some of Animes greatest legends, specifically Cowboy Bebop.  I single out Bebop because it’s a popular and beloved title for several reasons, many of which combine to make an Anime even non Anime fans can get into and enjoy.  It’s a success high I feel Watanabe has been chasing and trying to replicate since from the Feudal Hip Hop  infused Samurai Champloo to the beautifuly composed but longer than it needed to be Carole and Tuesday (I’ve never seen Space Dandy so I cant weigh in on that one yet).  Lazarus is Watanabe’s latest directorial effort and it again feels like another attempt to be the next Bebop, complete with a wild card martial artist, Jazz and a futuristic yet realistic setting.  And yet the first few episodes leave a lot to be desired but it does confirm that Lazarus isnt just shaping up to not be Cowboy Bebop, it’s shaping up to not be anywhere as good as Samurai Champloo or Carole and Tuesday.
 

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

T5W#559-Top 5 Classic OVAs I Just Cant Get Behind

Been watching a lot of Anime retrospective lately and many of them focus on titles from the OVA boom that began in the 1980s.  For those not in the know, OVAs are the Anime equivalent of Direct to Video features and can range from movies to miniseries to full on shows.  They usually what I refer to as “The best of both worlds”, the budget of a feature film that can be applied a TV series length project.  Early OVAs also had a greater emphasis on the more extreme elements of Anime due to their direct to video status.  This meant more violence and gore, nudity and sex, even horror that pushed the boundaries of terrifying.  Because of this and more, OVAs became the most sought out titles in Anime and boosted Anime’s worldwide appeal during it’s heyday between the Mid 80s to Mid 90s.  Some of these titles were gateway points for many Anime fans.  Recently, I’ve reviewed a great deal of these classics and…I haven’t exactly had great things to say about them.  Maybe it’s because I wasn’t introduced to them so early on or maybe I’m being too critical.  But a lot of those golden age OVAs have a ton of issues in terms of plot, pacing and characters that you think would be more tightly controlled given how short they are.  I do understand their influence on the genre and fandom but they are flawed as heck.  It’s been a thought at the back of my head over the last year having tackled some of these titles recently, so on today’s Top 5 Wednesday, I’m counting down the Top 5 Classic OVAs I Just Cant Get Behind.
 

Monday, April 27, 2026

Pokémon Heroes: Latios and Latias

While taking a breather in the seaside city of Alto Mare, Ash and Pikachu encounter a pair of Pokémon siblings: Latios and Latias.  These two also happen to be the guardians of a treasure important to the history of Alto Mare, a treasure a pair of Team Rocket thieves have their sights on.  Now it’s up to Ash, Pikachu and their new friends to stop theft before Alto Mare becomes submerged by the waters its most famous for.

By the time Pokémon Heroes debuted in the US in 2003 (a year after it’s Japanese release), Pokémon fever had died down considerably and it went on to become the lowest grossing entry in the series stateside.  Now one could blame that lack of success on the movies being distributed by Miramax instead of Warner Bros. (deeper discussion there for another time).  Honestly though, Pokémon Heroes is a tough movie to market, much less release with any hype, when the movie itself is pretty lackluster and super underwhelming outing for Ash and Pikachu.  I really think this is the first Pokémon movie I’ve seen where calling it a “movie” feels inadequate.  Instead it feels more like the first time we’re seeing an episode of the series stretched painfully to feature length with some spiffy special effects and not much else to make it a movie level event.