Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms

Furious over Outworld’s loss in Mortal Kombat, Emperor Shao Kahn declares war on Earthrealm.  The only way to stop the invasion will see Liu Kang and his allies travel to Outworld itself for a new Mortal Kombat.  Here, they face enemies far more dangerous and bloodthirsty than before in a land soaked in death and chaos.  Should they fail, Earthrealm will fall and Shao Kahn will be unstoppable.  Once again, the fate of all existence shall be decided as it always has been…in MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!

When any movie project becomes a hit, it can be easy to jump the gun on the sequel and include everything and anything it wants because it feels it can do no wrong.  That’s how we ended up with Mortal Kombat: Annihilation and, ironically, that’s the same feeling I get with Battle of the Realms.  As a direct sequel to the pretty awesome Scorpion’s Revenge, Realms decides to ratchet up everything from characters to plots to scope to violence to just about everything.  The end result is an absolute mess of a feature that, unlike Annihilation, isn’t without its strong points.  But woof, this is when you think fan service and overabundance will save the day and it does not here.
 

FIF#258-Yoroi-Shinden Samurai Troopers

It’s been decades since five young warriors dawned magical Samurai Armor and stopped a demonic invasion of the Human World.  Now Tokyo waits with baited breath, training new generations of Samurai Troopers for the day when the evil would return, and this time, they’d be ready.  But they aren’t ready enough.  When demons begin pouring into the streets and the chosen team fails horribly, the true successors to the Samurai Armor must unite and stand on the frontlines of a new war against insurmountable odds just like the warriors of old.

 
When I heard that there was a new Ronin Warriors series on the way late last year, I was hesitant but still a bit excited.  The original series still stands as one of the seminal titles that got me into Anime.  Hell I still remember watching it in a rare syndication run years before the show arrives on Toonami in the late 90s/early 2000s.  So what was the new project going to be I wonder: a remake with new animation?  Given the new lease on life classic titles have gotten like Rurouni Kenshin, that’d be cool.  Oh wait…it’s a sequel?  Well that could be…oh wait…no.  After the first episode I have some serious doubts about this one, very serious doubts.
 

T5W#574-Top 5 Times Motoko’s Gone Full Beast Mode in Ghost in the Shell

Major Motoko Kusinagi.  She is a pinnacle of the entire Cyberpunk subgenre of science fiction and one of the most iconic heroines in all of Anime.  How could you not love her?  She’s the total package: drop dead gorgeous, a dedicated military woman, second to none hacker and an expert on all things guns and martial arts.  While we’re getting a new, more playful side to the legendary Major in The Ghost in the Shell, when pushed too far in any series, Motoko wont just throw down, she will wreck you so badly you’ll need a new body as a result.  Today on Top 5 Wednesday we look at those hella intense moments aka the Top 5 Times Motoko’s Gone Full Beast Mode in Ghost in the Shell.

 

Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge

When honored warrior Hanzo Hasashi dies, unable to save his family, his soul is sent to Netherworld, where a demon of vengeance is born.  Under the guidance of the sorcerer Quan Chi, Hanzo is offered a chance at revenge against the man who killed his family by participating in a fighting tournament with the fate of multiple worlds hanging in the balance.  Some have come to defend their worlds.  Other for glory or greed.  One has come to burn his enemies to the ground no matter who gets in his way.  Hanzo Hasashi is dead.  Scorpion is coming.

You know, given how tough it’s been for Hollywood to crack a live action adaptation of Mortal Kombat until recently, the animation route seems like a bit of a no brainer.  Through the medium you can get away with a lot more than a forced PG13 or even an R rating can afford and deliver the most authentic Mortal Kombat experience.  The Mortal Kombat Legends series seeks to prove that very point beginning with Scorpion’s Revenge and…I’ll just get this out of the way, that’s the wrong title for this movie.  If you’ve come expecting a film centered on one of MK’s most iconic poster characters, you might be a little disappointed on that front.  However, if you’re here for what happens to be a pretty decent adaptation of an actual Mortal Kombat game, you’ll be plenty entertained and even impressed.
 

The Transformers: The Movie

It is the Year 2005.  The war between the Autobots and Decepticons enters a new era when a planet devouring monstrosity known as Unicron begins inching its way towards Cybertron.  With one of the most devastating battles in history claiming many of the Autobots greatest heroes, a new team must rise to face this threat unlike any other.  It’s a race against time across an entire galaxy filled with enemies old and new as the final battle between Autobots and Decepticons approaches.

I was born at the tail end of the 80s, so when it comes to The Transformers, my first introduction to them came from the reskinned Transformers: Generation 2 toyline and the re-airing of the TV Series under that title (no knowing it was just Generation 1 all over again with new transitions).  So Transformers: The Movie ended up being my first pure exposure to classic Transformers and when it comes to films featuring the Robots in Disgiuse in general, it might very well be the best of the bunch, even if it doesn’t work on every level and downright tries its hardest to destroy the hearts of hardcore Transformers fans.  Yes, I still think it’s a fun movie regardless.  Why is that?