After witnessing the destruction of her family at the
hands of the villainous M. Bison, Martial Arts prodigy Chun Li begins a mission
of revenge. It is a journey that will
take her into the heart of an international conspiracy, bring her face to face
with mystic arts and legends, and see her battle ferocious enemies all looking
to claim her head. At the end of this
road is Bison himself. This is where the
Legend begins.
Of all the characters in the Street Fighter pantheon,
Chun Li is easily one of the most obvious to build a solo movie around.
This beautiful warrior Goddess has been one
of the greatest and most recognizable gaming icons in history, beloved by
gamers and non gamers worldwide.
Given
her rich history and extensive combat resume, the kinds of crazy adventures and
fight scenes you could pull off could be amazing.
But clearly no one was thinking about any of
that when it came to Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li.
They just thought, “Hey let’s use Chun Li”
and that was it.
I may not be as up on
my Street Fighter lore as I am Mortal Kombat but this is not how you should be
handling a Chun Li led movie.
In fact
it’s not how you should be handling any movie at all…like ever.
I’m just gonna get this off of my chest right away: I am
not a big fan of Kristen Kruek.
During
her debut on Smallville, I feel like the powers that be were trying to prop her
up as the next big hot Hollywood actress but personally, I’ve never been as
enamored with her as others have been.
And
her take on Chun Li doesn’t do anything to change that opinion.
From her lifeless and emotionless narraration
to her tough girl act, nothing here reminds me of the cheerful but extremely
deadly Chun Li we all know and love from the games.
I kid you not when I heard yet another string
of narraration after a minute or so scene reprieve and I actively said to the
screen “SHUT UP!!!” (MST3K Style).
And
don’t get me started on when she tries to pull off Chun Li’s signature Spinning
Bird Kick, that just felt so unearned.
Despite how bad as Kruek is in the lead roll, she’s not
the only miscast offender.
Chris Klien’s
Charlie Nash is the stuff of bad movie acting legends, trying to sound cool and
bad ass but coming off more and more as a poser with each scene.
If anyone should have succeeded in this cast,
it should have been Neal McDonough.
The
dude can play fun, theatrical baddies (see his character Damien Darhk from
Arrow and Legends of Tomorrow for his solid villain work).
Here though, he is anything but Bison.
The accent, wrong.
The wardrobe, wrong.
The theatricality, nonexistent.
Is it tough to follow Raul Julia’s flawless
performance, yes.
But McDonough isnt
even trying and that sucks.
The only
redeeming cast members I found were Moon Bloodgood as C. Viper and Michael
Clarke Duncan as Balrog.
Bloodgood might
not get to do much but she’s a better actress than most in the movie (and
stunningly gorgeous) and MCD can be in anything and still be one of the better
parts of any movie, man I miss him.
As vast and rich as the world of Street Fighter is, The
Legend of Chun Li seems content with delivering a bog standard, run of the mill
revenge flick that feels as been there, done that as any action movie in the
80s or 90s.
Except here, the action is
terribly choreographed and chopped to pieces so bad it’s hard to tell who is
fighting who.
If you thought the fight
scenes in Marvel’s Iron Fist were bad…they still are but the fights here might
be even worse.
From sudden super human
feats to an overreliance on wirework to cuts so quick you’d think Kruek,
McDonough or even Robin Shou (who’s one of the few actors who can both act and
fight in this movie) aren’t even on set half the time for their own fights.
Look, the fights in the ’94 movie weren’t
amazing either but that movie had a whole lot more holding it up than the
Legend of Chun Li has here.
Arguably the most insulting part of this entire
production is the ADR.
80% of this movie
looks redubbed for no inexplicable reason other than no one was giving a good
or usable performance on set that day and they thought they could fix it in
post.
Dialogue and lip movements are so
out of sync most of the time it felt like I was watching a poorly dubbed Kung
Fu movie from back in the day, except those had the charm of how laughably bad
they were.
Like everything else in this
movie, the dialogue and performances take themselves way too seriously.
It’s like they’re trying to overcompensate
for how cheesy the ’94 movie was but end up creating something even worse:
something utterly forgettable and bad beyond forgiveness.
Chun Li’s first solo movie could well be her last if
Caliana Liang and the upcoming 2026 movie don’t knock it out of the park.
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li is a
generic and very bad action film that uses Street Fighter characters without
knowing what makes them memorable; gives those roles to a cast that should have
been rethought and recast ASAP (except for Moon Bloodgood and Michael Clarke
Duncan); and lends itself to one of the worst Hollywood set productions I’ve
ever seen in a movie ever.
This isn’t
just a bad Street Fighter movie, it’s a bad movie in general, the kind you find
at the bottom of a bargain bin somewhere.
Too serious, not fun, hardly worth the time and effort to watch, this is
one movie that should be Haddouken’d out of existence.
1/10
Next week, we’re actually looking at a Street Fighter
Anime in this Street Fighter Movie Month.
Don’t know much about this one other than it came with Special Editions
of Street Fighter IV.
Hopefully it’s
better than Street Fighter Alpha: The Movie.
It’s
Street Fighter IV: The Ties That Bind, Next Monday right
here at the Gundam Anime Corner.
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