Wednesday, March 19, 2025

T5W#501-Top 5 Sexiest Kunoichis

This weekend Assassin’s Creed fans are finally getting what they’ve been asking for since the first game, an Assassin’s Creed set in Japan!!!  After all when you think of assassin’s stalking you in the night using ancient mystic arts in order to carry out secret missions…what else comes to mind first before freaking Ninjas.  Assassin’s Creed Shadows is also following a new female lead, a cute Kunoichi by the name of Naoe Fujibayashi.  She may not be dressed like your typical Anime Kunoichi but that doesn’t mean she can get the job done as good as the guys.  After all, when you’re looking for sexy ladies in scantly clad outfits using looks to lure someone into a state of false bliss…again Female Ninjas should be your top choice.  And on todays Top 5 Wednesday, we’re blowing kisses and hoping we stay off the radar of these deadly beauties aka the Top 5 Sexiest Kunoichis.
 
#5-Okoi (Basilisk)
Okoi is a member of the Kouga Ninja Team assembled for a Team Deathmatch like clash with the rival Iga Clan.  Okoi is a skilled seductress and honestly it doesn’t take much for anyone to fall for her.  It’s her drop dead gorgeous good looks that let Okoi let loose her special dangerous technique.  Once she gets you in a nice embrace, she can drain the blood from her victim until theyre nothing but a shrivled up husk.  Worth it?  Ehhh…maybe for someone who looks that beautiful.

 
#4-Tengen’s Wives (Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba)
What’s better than one gorgeous Ninja girlfriend?  Try three Ninja Wives.  Yep, Hashira Tengen has three Kunoichi as his significant others: Makio, Suma and Hinatsuru.  Each have their own special set of skills ranging from infiltration to close quarters combat to…honestly not sure what Suma does other than cry but that’s just me.  These three are loyal to a fault and as bad ass as they are super hot on the battlefield.  Personally, Hinatsuru is my favorite, easily one of the most beautiful girls in all of Demon Slayer.
 

#3-Yuzuriha (Hell’s Paradise)
Yuzuriha is a Kunoichi on death row tasked with participating in a competition to gain her freedom by acquiring an impossible item from an impossible setting against impossible odds.  Impossible doesn’t scare off this beauty who’s skills are…interesting.  She can beat down anyone with both hands tied behind her back.  She’s also super alluring and a perfect seductress…annnnd she can use bodily fluid secretion techniques to form wires that can slice and dice her opponents…kind of gross but you can overlook it once you see how fun Yuzuriha is to be around.

 
#2-Yoruichi (Bleach)
I don’t think any of us were expecting Ichigo’s talking black cat to secretly be a tall, curvaceous dark skinned Goddess but I don’t think any of us are complaining.  Yoruichi used to be the head of the Soul Society’s Covert Division before abandoning her duties to help her old friend Urahara.  And you can tell why she was in charge anytime she’s on screen.  Yoruichi’s wicked fast and uses said speed to deliver some devastating blows and in all manner of sexy poses no less.  You’ll never see her coming but you hope you do, even if she’s trying to punch you.
 

#1-Kagero (Ninja Scroll)
Kagero is the Queen of classic Anime Kunoichi.  Like a couple other fellow femme fatales on this list, Kagero is a cursed beauty.  Any person she sleeps with dies from the poisons coursing through her body.  It makes her a perfect taste tester but also leaves her rather lonely.  Which is a shame because one glance at those legs for day in that ridiculously short outfit and anyone would risk a chance with Kagero, Jubei certainly didn’t mind trying here and there.  

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