The women of Final Fantasy are some of the greatest in
gaming history. Warriors. Healers.
Thieves. Rulers. You name the role, someones probably taken the
mantle. They aid in battles or stand in
your way if theyre an enemy and my God…are they all gorgeous. This has only been reinforced during my ongoing
summer journey of finally (no pun intended) getting to play Final Fantasy VII
Remake and Rebirth. The level of beauty
fighting side by side or assisting in minor roles is incredibly distracting and
any of them can heat up a room or calm the heart in seconds. And since we’re in the midst of major summer
heatwaves, let’s just kick it up a notch on todays Top 5 Wednesday as we look
at the Top 5 Hottest Ladies in the Final Fantasy VII Remake Saga.
The FFVII Remake Saga greatly expands the roles and
stories of many supporting characters and that includes the stalwart members of
Avalanche. Jessie in particular gets a
helluva upgrade, making freedom fighter armor look sexy as hell. What’s more, she’s got a major thing for
Cloud and it’s hard not to reciprocate when she’s pulling you along into the
next dangerous mission. It almost makes
you wish you could bring Jessie along on the main journey. Her and Tifa vying for Clouds affections
would be a fun addition to the mix.
Ooof to have a Boss like this one…and borderline
regretting it. You wouldn’t guess given
the wardrobe and makeup but Scarlet is the head of Shinra’s Weapons Development
Division. This means she’s got access to
all the biggest guns and coolest mecha (the Magic armor she uses in FFVII
Remake Intergrade when fighting Yuffie is so cool). But lets face it, the looks are first and
foremost and Scarlet flaunts everything as she speechifies or guns down innocents
with her own men. She hot and risque but
man I cant wait to see her and Tifa eventually throwdown (don’t know if it
happens in Rebirth but that might end up being in Revelation).
I still remember my jaw dropping to the ground when
Aerith walked across that bridge in that red dress in the many FFVII Remake
trailers. The flower girl next door got
upgraded to Goddess level for the Remake Saga.
Aerith’s always been a fan favorite beauty but now she looks as Divine
as the Cetra of legend she hails from. I
also like that Aerith’s got a bit more attitude in the Remake Saga, not afraid
to throw out some sass or even swear on occasion. Aerith is great…and yeah I’m not looking forward
to seeing how Rebirth handles the scene that made her famous.
And now we have the biggest and most welcome battlefield
distraction. Tifa’s new look for Remake
got my attention instantly, honestly giving her Rin Tohsaka style thigh highs
was genius. She’s always been my
personal cannon romance choice for Cloud even without playing the games and
since the first time I met her properly in Remake, that’s been doubly so. You love it when Tifa supports you but hate
it when Cloud makes her cry. She kicks
all the ass and is a blast to take control of on the battlefield. In fact her fighting style is so incredible
(and very sexy), I can only imagine how much crying Tekken’s been doing since
Street Fighter scooped her up (is Clive even that good in Tekken 8?).
Honestly, I was shocked when I realized there was a woman
in these games that somehow surpassed Tifa on the hotness scales, but here we
are: Madam M. A fresh face for the world
of FFVII, Madam M runs a hand massage parlor in Wall Market and is very good at
what she does (just ask Cloud and Tifa).
Madame M might come off as mature and very alluring but she also is fun
as heck when she loses her temper and starts cursing like a sailor. Madam M is such a pinnicale of beauty in the
new FFVII and I’m glad she wasn’t just a one off character, having appeared in
both Remake and Rebirth. She’s one
Goddess level lady I always look forward to spending as much time with as
possible when I run into her in game.
Fingers crossed she’ll be back for Revelation Next Spring.






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