Wednesday, May 21, 2025

T5W#510-Top 5 Kakegurui Characters Done Dirty in Bet

Well Bet (That F’ing title, I swear) dropped on Netflix last weekend and if you need a refresher on my initial thoughts, you can check out my special First Impression Friday episode right here: http://gundamanimeblog.blogspot.com/2025/05/fif237-bet.html.  And trust me, it didn’t get any better.  In fact it got mind bogglingly worse with each episode.  Was there anything I liked about Netflix’s horrendous American take on Kakegurui?  Not much.  I liked Mary, that was kind of about it.  But what really pissed me off the most?  The characters.  Oh sure they can have the names and some visual similarities of Hyakkou’s demented and insane student gamblers.  When you miss the point of why the characters are how they are and why fans love them so much?  Why even adapt in the first place if you’re not gonna stay true to the spirit of Kakegurui, which Bet definitely does not.  So, which Kakegurui character got the worst translation in Bet?  We’re here to talk about that on today’s Top 5 Wednesday with the Top 5 Kakegurui Characters Done Dirty in Bet (Care to wager who takes the #1 spot, double or nothing if you think it’s Yumeko).
 
Minor Spoilers Ahead if you actually want to watch the show.
 
#5-Ryan (Ryota, Part 1)
Ok, cards on the table (no pun…no actually pun intended), I like Ryan.  He’s one of the few decent guys in the entire show and Ayo Solanke has some of the shows best moments (including showing off some Magic Mike worthy moves to Haddaway’s legendary “What is Love?”).  Here’s the thing though, Ryan is basically Yumeko’s bestie and Guide to Hyakkou Academy, Ryota.  For some bizarre reason, they split him into two characters and I’ll talk about the other half momentarily.  Ryan is a good guy who is treated like crap for most of the show (Mary does warm up to him though eventually).  His biggest sin is being a major simp for Yumeko and his undeterred love for her makes him do some questionable things when she only sees him as a stepping stone for her own agenda.  Ryan, you deserve better dude.

 
#4-Michael (Ryota Part 2)
While Ryan has charm and likeability to spare, Michael, the other half of Ryota, is the exact opposite.  If Ryan is Ryota’s love for Yumeko (which isnt blatantly obvious as one might think in the Anime or Manga, til recent chapters though), Michael is the Guide side of Ryota.  He comes off more as dull and one note, trying to dissuade Yumeko from her antics and more often speaking any line in a panicked and naieve tone.  Michael also cant take the hint that he’ll never stop Yumeko or anyone from pulling off whatever manic scheme they have in mind.  He’s just boring and uninteresting and if anything, this is the side of Ryota that could have been eliminated entirely and everything given to Ryan instead.
 

#3-Yumeko (Yumeko)
As I said in my First Impression, everything wrong with Yumeko can be summed up in the first line she narrarates, “Sometimes you have to do a bad thing to make the world better and right the wrongs that have gone unanswered.”  Yumeko in the Anime and Manga is only ever about one thing: the thrill of the gamble and how far she can push the envelope of intensity it brings her.  In the Netflix series, she’s only ever about one thing: REVENGE!!!!  It’s on her mind 24/7 and while they try to keep in some of Yumeko’s signature excitable eccentricities when she gambles, it feels forced and never natural.  Worst of all (arguably too), Yumeko’s too emotional in the new series.  She freaks out when a plan doesn’t go her way and doesn’t blame herself for any shortcomings, only others.  Plus she treats everyone around her like pawns in her twisted game of revenge, even Mary and Ryan. The Anime/Manga Yumeko wouldn’t just wipe the floor with this Yumeko in any game, Hell she’d probably open up her heart to the true thrill of the gamble and make her forget about vengeance…like Yumeko should always do.

 
#2-Dori (Midari)
Man this has got to piss off a lot of people.  Midari is a fan favorite from the Anime and Manga: a psychotic Student Council rep with one eye and is obsessed with violence and playing games with a high risk of danger or even death.  The Netflix series…well Dori has the eyepatch.  But even then it’s not because she gouged her own eye out in a gamble with Kirari.  No she needs the eyepatch for another reason…and still has her eye intact underneath.  Oh but it gets better.  No longer do we have a psycho constantly wielding a gun that may or may not be loaded trying to get Yumeko to gamble with her.  Instead we have a video game obsessed agent of chaos who’s head over heels in love with Michael (for some reason).  There are attempts to show she is hurting from a less than ideal upbringing but that can never hide the fact that Midari became the most neutered character of the bunch in terms of her trademark characteristics and quirks.  So why isnt she #1?  Well that’s because we haven’t talked about…
 

#1-Kira (Kirari)
Kirari is arguably Kakegurui’s main antagonist.  She is an enigma, a puzzle no one can solve wrapped up in icy blue lipstick and legs for days that only Yumeko can rival.  Kirari rules the Student Council with calm and calculation, never letting anyone in on her full plan.  Apparently that is way too complex for an American adaptation because Kira is the exact opposite, almost as bad as Yumeko.  She’s basically the Queen Bee a clique of Mean Girls (aka the Student Council), who is less the ultimate mastermind/gamemaster and more a spoiled brat who is jealous of anyone who wrecks her little castle.  One of the scenes that really had me groan is towards the end when Kira has a freak out so epic that Kirari would just look at her and go, “Who are you again?”  When Kirari is sitting at the head of the table, you have no idea how anyone can challenge the hierarchy of Hyakkou Academy.  When Kira is sitting in the same seat, you wonder how the schools leadership hasn’t changed multiple times with how incompetent and whiny she is. 

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