The wait is almost over folks. After being moved back from it’s original
October 2025 release (supposedly due to overwhelming positive fan reaction
making Warner Bros. think it would do better as a summer movie), Mortal Kombat
II arrives on Friday. And based on the
trailers and early reactions, it looks like what we’re getting is as far from
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation as we can get.
I know I’m stoked to see it tomorrow to see Johnny Cage join the gang
and square off with the forces of Shao Kahh.
I’m even more excited to see some proper reprisentaiton of the bevy of
bad ass beauties from the franchise who can rip out spines just as effectively
as the cyber ninjas and guys with robot arms.
So yep, todays Top 5 Wednesday is all about the Top 5 Hottest Mortal
Kombat Ladies (Side Note: I know I’ve
been doing a lot of Video Game centric Top 5’s lately and I promise I’ll get
back to more Anime focused ones really soon…right now VGs have some of the best
stuff to talk about though so, ok mini rant over).
The original “Dommy-Mommy” before Lady Dimetrescu ever
existed, Queen Sindel can make any opponent kneel with her gorgeous body alone
(Not bad for a lady pushing over 10,000 years old).
Her main skillset besides her ability to
decimate anyone with her barehands are two fold.
There’s her luxurious hair, which can extend
to be used as a whip (kind of what I usually think Goku should be doing with
his hair when her goes Super Saiyan 3).
Then there’s her signature attack: her scream, which can level mountains
and turn bodies to mush if theyre unlucky to be front and center of it (she’d
def give Black Canary a run for her money).
#4-Mileena
Being that she’s a clone of another character we’ll get
to in a bit, Mileena’s hotness is a no brainer.
No it’s what hides behind the beauty that’s got everyone falling head
over heels for her…which says a lot. Her
clone origins contain sprinkles of Takartan DNA, which means that underneath
the alluring face mask is the stuff of nightmares that wont hesitate to eat you
limb from limb (either cause you pissed her off or for fun, doesn’t matter). Still, Mileena is a bad girl through and
through and you know plenty love a bad girl even at the risk of a grizzly
demise.
#3-Jade
Jade holds a major distinction not just in Mortal Kombat
but in fighting games in general as one of the first Black Women on a fighting
game roster.
She’s the bestie of
Princess Kitana and the ultimate bodyguard thanks to her super speedy combos
and trust bo-staff at her side.
Jade has
had several depictions across the years but most like to return to her first
appearances in Mortal Kombat II and 3 as her defacto main form.
Cant’ blame them, she’s one of the deadliest
beauties in any MK game she appears in.
#2-Sonya Blade
She’s the first female Kombatant in the series, one of
the OG fighters first introduced in 1992.
Sonya is a no nonsense Special Forces soldier who can snap necks with
the best of the boys.
Her wardrobe has
ranged from sporty workout soldier to military fatigues and, shocker, Sonya
makes them all look amazing (especially her MK9 look, yowza).
Whether it’s a blast from her pink sonic
attack or being on the receiving end of her “kiss of death”, Sonya has been
here since the beginning and she damn well isnt going anywhere except back into
the fight.
#1-Kitana
Sonya may have been the first female Kombatant in the
series but Kitana is still the reigning queen.
Her various sexy blue colored outfits, the razor sharp fans, the
confidence and drive of a Princess fighting a never ending battle to save her
people?
What’s not to love?
Hell, Kitana’s one of the few in the series
to have a longstanding romance with another character, Liu Kang.
Her popularity is among that of the greatest
legends in fighting gaming history and I’m sure that and her beauty are only a
couple of the reasons she’s been chosen to co-lead the latest movie alongside
Johnny Cage.
Honestly, I’m pretty
excited to see her use her fans in live action, those things are as dangerous
as they look.
Hail to the Queen baby.
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